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The Mountain Man

Music in the Woods By Roy Kain

As Mountain Man tries to take some well-deserved rest in the woods after spring planting, his solitude is interrupted in a most delightful way.

The green canopy of ash and beech provided a cooling umbrella over my open camp. It would be another hot and sticky day outside the woods of Morris Run. The vegetable garden at my homestead had been chewing away at my time, blistering my bark-covered hands, and turning my skin the color of iodine. I was in dire need of a respite in some patch of woods. With the satisfaction of knowing the kitchen garden was finally planted, along with my haversack and bedroll, I spent a woodland getaway just a pistol-shot from the sleepy village of Morris Run.

Once again I was in my element. The small fire I struck sent a curling shaft of blue-gray smoke up to the treetops. I watched it crash into the awning of branches and leaves and disappear into the beyond. Leaning against a hemlock, I sipped my morning ration of tea and took in the glorious sound of my solo camp.

That sound was silence, the kind of quiet that only deep and dark forests can manufacture for the lone camper. It is one thing to be alone, and altogether something otherwise to be lonely. In the woods on a solo trip, I am perfectly content with the former and totally unfamiliar with the latter. The time becomes my own, a sense of genuine freedom prevails, and time according to the clock is irrelevant.

Wandering through this haven of greenery, or “scouting,” as we backwoodsmen call it, took up most of the morning. Padding through the woods in formless, elk-skin moccasins and chamois-soft buckskin leggings appeals to me immeasurably more than trudging behind the five horses that power my bone-jarring tiller. The woods are like an ointment, a green salve for the soul, and provide a hushing of societal noise. It is a golden thing when one finds his place on the planet and can go there and be himself. I have been outside all my life and I’m not coming in.

I ate when I was hungry and slept when I was tired. The plush, soft moss on which I reclined somehow wouldn’t let me up. I dozed off, awoke only to doze again, finally stretched lazily and propped myself up against a nearby hemlock. The sun had passed its zenith and was beginning the dip westward when I heard music. Barely. Surely it must be loud at its source in order to reach my ears deep in the woods.

The upbeat rhythm and loud singing were blurred somewhat by the trees and brush; nevertheless, I could make out clearly the direction from which it originated. It would be exciting to track the music to its source. I departed my secluded hideaway and aimed myself toward the seemingly out-of-place “noise.”

Sneaking through the woods as if stalking a deer, I felt the loud and quick melody leading me on. Closer and louder, the music became distinct; there was laughing, riotous laughing, shouting, and out-of-tune singing.

I stepped from the woods onto a gravel road where a white, vintage, convertible vehicle awaited its passengers. There was a church and a makeshift chapel set up outdoors. Alongside the building were a man of the cloth, Bible at his side; a lovely young lady in a snow-white gown dragging a matching train behind her; a gentleman bedecked in a royal tuxedo and top hat; and a party of young men and ladies, also dressed in tuxedos or gorgeous gowns of satin, milling around the couple.

Was I still dozing on my bed of moss or was this a real, live event I was witnessing? I found myself in the thick of it, receiving pats on the back and gratefully accepting tankards of ale. There was dancing and laughing, handshakes and kisses, and tables weighted with mounds of mouthwatering vittles. I knew this was no ordinary frolic. This was a wedding. And me, Red Moon, an eighteenth-century backwoodsman, was in the middle of it. The closer I got to the happy pair, the more apparent it became, and likewise with the crowd of celebrants, that I knew these people. Yes, I knew them well. I wasn’t sleeping on some patch of moss in the woods; I was at the wedding of Mr. and Mrs. Matthew Bonham, of Morris Run.

My camp in the woods grew more and more remote as I found old friends and acquaintances throughout the celebration. To see the happiness beaming on the faces of the bride Kim and Matt, and the joy and pride of Candy and Vern Nybeck, mother and stepfather of the groom. Watching that retired Air Force master sergeant escort his lovely new daughter down the woodland aisle, she in wedding gown, he in full-dress uniform, was a memorable sight for all. I couldn’t help but notice, while carefully scanning the wedding party, one particular beauty well known to this mountain man. It appears my very own daughter-in-law, Brandy, sister of the groom, was in that spectacular lineup of bridesmaids.

I’m glad I followed that music in the woods on that sunny afternoon and left my camp behind for a while. I believe there will be other solo camps for me, but for Matt and Kim, this was a once-in-a-lifetime celebration.

I never did get back in the woods that weekend. I would have probably stumbled around and got lost, as darkness in the woods will do that to you. There may have been other factors that would have caused me to stumble, also.

Keep your powder dry till next time we come together at this same place.

You can contact Roy at mountainman@mountainhomemag.com. Someone will walk up into the hills and make sure he gets the message.


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